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"Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! šŖš Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"
254 Funny nothing quotes
Funny nothing quotes turn the most uneventful moments into pure comedy gold! šš«„ Whether itās āIām doing nothingā but somehow still exhausted, or claiming ānothingās wrongā with a face that says otherwise, these quotes prove that *nothing* is rarely ever just nothing ā itās usually hilarious. Because sometimes, the funniest stuff happens when absolutely nothing is going on! ššļøā
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Sure thing! How about this:"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my eternal void? šš"
Hope you like it!
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"Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! š§ š Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? š¤Ŗ #BrainTeasers"brain, discovery, humor, i, just, left, left side, mental, mental state, nothing, right, right side, self-awareness, side, state -
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Ah yes, the prologue of every romantic comedy where he's a "gentleman" and the floor is actually lava! š¤šš„dating, first month, good, humor, love, man, month, months, nothing, person, personality, pretending, relationship, romance, still -
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Affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood is like finding a unicorn in a coffee shopārare but magical! š¦š”ā -
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Sounds like a highly productive plan! Count me in for a whole lot of zzz's! š“šš -
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If only Netflix binging and couch lounging were Olympic sports, I'd have more gold than Michael Phelps! šļøššædoing, doing nothing, good, humor, i, laziness, motivation, nothing, paid, payment, procrastination, skill, wish, work -
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When Taylor Swift runs out of things to say, you know we're just one album away from "Meow Mix: The Remix" š±š¶ -
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Looks like the sky's giving me the silent treatment again šš¤·āāļøš
