167 Funny office quotes

Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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When you realize your job has more plot twists than an actual escape room 😂🔍💼

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️‍♂️

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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Watching new coworkers go from "Let's conquer the world!" to "Is it lunchtime yet?" is the real office drama 😂📉🍕

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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When I signed up for this job, I didn’t realize I’d be joining a circus as the main act! 🎪🤡📞

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦‍♂️

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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Sounds like you need an inflatable pool float for the bathroom! 😂🚽💦

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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Looks like my auto-reply is on vacation too! 🌴📧✈️

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! 😂🕒✨

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