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"New exhibit idea: ‘The Art of Wasting Time’ 🎨🕰️😴"
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- Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.
- Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?
- Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.
- Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?
- The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.
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"Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! 🎨🖌️😴" -
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"When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣♂️😂 #ExcelPanic" -
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"When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster" -
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"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋" -
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😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈 -
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Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦♂️ -
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"Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦♂️ #OfficeLife" -
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"Who knew angels could rock a 9 to 5 job in style?! 😇💼 Clearly, this heavenly being prefers spreadsheets over harps! 😂 #AngelsonDuty"
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- I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
- So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.
- Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
- Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.
- I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
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