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Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

3 months ago

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

3 months ago

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

3 months ago

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

3 months ago

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

3 months ago

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

3 months ago

This Monday could have been an email.

3 months ago

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

3 months ago

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

3 months ago

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

3 months ago

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

3 months ago

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

3 months ago

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

3 months ago

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

3 months ago

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

3 months ago

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

3 months ago

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

3 months ago

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

3 months ago