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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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