97 Funny outside quotes

• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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  2 weeks ago

  72, American, Americans, bro, casual, casual speech, Fahrenheit, Funny, humor, i, joke, man, outside, oven, speak, speech, temperature, weather

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, humor, i, interaction, internet, online, outside, people, social, social interaction, sometimes, stranger, strangers, talk, wonder

• Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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  3 weeks ago

  1868, dead, dead horse, going, hell, historical, horse, humor, imagine, outside, situationship

• You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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  1 month ago

  cold, humor, know, observation, outside, weather

• I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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  1 month ago

  boss, caught, i, kid, kids, later, me, minutes, office, outside, pot, prank, smoking, smoking pot, workplace

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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  1 month ago

  childhood, cicada, funny thought, heat, hot, i, kid, misconception, nature, outside, real, sound, summer, sunshine, thought

• Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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  1 month ago

  anyone, humor, Monday, outside, procrastination, reminder, upset, waiting, weekend, workweek

• Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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  2 months ago

  asking, band, bird, bird song, birds, humor, know, Metallica, music, outside, rock, rock band, song, window

• You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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  2 months ago

  aging, anger, car, frustration, getting, getting old, house, humor, know, mad, neighborhood, old, outside, parked, parking, random

• Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, humor, Instagram, just, media, outdoors, outside, people, social, social media, Twitter

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