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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Going viral on Threads:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Making waves on X:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Shared recently on Threads:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Trending via Instagram:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Spotted on Messenger:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Spotted on Instagram:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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75 Funny outside quotes

Funny outside quotes bring a splash of humor to outdoor adventures, capturing the quirks of nature and the hilarity of the unexpected 🌳😂. From the chuckles in a picnic gone wrong 🧺🐜 to the giggles from a surprise rain shower 🌧️🤣, these witty observations remind us that the great outdoors is full of delightful surprises and laughter. Embrace the joy of stepping outside and let the humor of the wild tickle your funny bone! 🌿🤪

New funny outside quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Commentary:
Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
5 days ago
Share →: Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Commentary:
Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄
1 week ago
Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Commentary:
Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Commentary:
Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶
1 week ago
Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Commentary:
When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
1 month ago
Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"
1 month ago
Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"
2 months ago
Share →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Commentary:
"Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"
2 months ago
Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Commentary:
"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Trending via Instagram:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Just landed via WeChat:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Broadcasted on X:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Just shared via Instagram:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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