Funny quotes outside

56 Funny outside quotes

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

1 month ago

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

1 month ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

1 month ago

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

1 month ago

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

1 month ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

1 month ago

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

2 months ago

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

2 months ago

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

2 months ago

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

3 months ago

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

3 months ago

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

3 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

3 months ago

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

3 months ago

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

3 months ago

I’m only dead on the outside.

3 months ago

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

3 months ago

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

3 months ago

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

3 months ago