69 Funny outside quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

  Commentary:
  "Bathroom lights: the ultimate sibling pranking tool! Just add a brother and shake well. 😂💡🚪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

  Commentary:
  "Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"

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