92 Funny outside quotes

Funny outside quotes bring a splash of humor to outdoor adventures, capturing the quirks of nature and the hilarity of the unexpected 🌳😂. From the chuckles in a picnic gone wrong 🧺🐜 to the giggles from a surprise rain shower 🌧️🤣, these witty observations remind us that the great outdoors is full of delightful surprises and laughter. Embrace the joy of stepping outside and let the humor of the wild tickle your funny bone! 🌿🤪

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Oh no, someone please lock the door! 🚪😂🔒

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Instagram: where the grass is greener and the filters are stronger 😂📸🌳

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Looks like the sun's trying to start its own blues band! 🎸🪗🔥

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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Embrace your role as a walking buffet… mosquitoes gotta eat too! 🍽️🦟😅

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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Looks like their favorite hobby is perfecting the art of standing around! 🎭🕺

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭