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Funny parents quotes capture the humor and heart of parenting with a light-hearted touch! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦😂 From amusing anecdotes about family life to witty observations on the ups and downs of raising kids, these quotes celebrate the joyful and often comical side of being a parent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in parenting! 😄❤️

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

3 months ago

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

3 months ago

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

3 months ago

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

3 months ago

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

3 months ago

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

3 months ago

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

3 months ago

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

3 months ago

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

3 months ago

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

3 months ago

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

3 months ago

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

3 months ago

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

3 months ago

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

3 months ago

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

3 months ago

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

3 months ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

3 months ago

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

3 months ago

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

3 months ago