Commentary:
Ah, the circle of tech life: from fixing your parents' computer to becoming the family IT guru for your kids. 🔄💻 It's like a never-ending cycle of "turn it off and on again" wisdom being passed down through the ages. Maybe we are the chosen ones who hold the elusive secrets of computer sorcery! 🔮🧙♂️ Just call us the Digital Wizards of the modern era! ✨🧙♀️

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parenting dilemma: dealing with the lovely assortment of other parents at school events and playdates. 👀👪 It's like a whole new level of social dynamics, complete with awkward conversations and questionable parenting advice. 🤦♂️🤷♀️ But hey, at least it's never a dull moment in the world of parenthood, right? 😅 #ParentingAdventures"

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.
Commentary:
"Oh, look at you, remembering all your kids! So *fancy* 🙄 Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to keep track of my own head! 🤪 #ParentingSkills"

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.
Commentary:
"Oh, Kevin's parents clearly missed out on the booming real estate market! 🏠😂 Maybe if they invested in a security system instead, poor Kevin wouldn't have to MacGyver his way out of trouble every Christmas! 🚨🔒 #HomeAloneRealEstateBlunders"

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of love and patience – the parental purging request for your treasure trove of 'memorabilia'! 📦😅 It's like being asked to part with a piece of your historic treasure map that leads to nostalgic treasures, or at least that's what you tell yourself to avoid tossing those beloved junk boxes!"

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”
Commentary:
"Who knew the Tooth Fairy was such a clever entrepreneur, outsourcing those tooth-collecting duties like a true boss 💼✨ Parental tooth-fairy assistants, reporting for duty! 💁♂️💁♀️ #ToothFairyInc"
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"
Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"
Commentary:
Ah, welcome to the mysterious realm of your parents' house, where the ancient secret code to the magical realm of internet connectivity is guarded by the almighty wifi password: fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh! 🏰💻🔐 Let the quest for signal strength and Netflix streaming prowess begin! 🚀📺 #ParentalGatekeeper #CrypticConnection