Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Commentary:
"Attempting to shift a picture in Word – the real-life struggle of every aspiring Picasso! 🎨💼 Who knew such a simple task could result in a career gap? 🤷‍♂️😂 #WordWoes"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Commentary:
"Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Commentary:
"Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Commentary:
"If I vanish into thin air, just slap my face on some wine bottles 🍷 My friends will be more inclined to go searching in the vineyards than in the dairy aisle! Who needs a missing persons alert when you have a grape escape plan 😉 #WineNotFindMe"
6 months ago
Share →: Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Commentary:
Hmm, I hope your coworker didn't take that comment as a job application! 🙈 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! 😂 #OfficeShenanigans
6 months ago
Share →: Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Commentary:
🎣💑 "If a guy's dating profile is filled with fish pictures, prepare to be swept off your feet 🐟 They're just showing off their 'catch and carry' skills for the long haul! 😄💍 #FishingForLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Commentary:
Well, looks like our vocabulary just got a bit cheaper! 📸💸 Better start snapping those selfies, you might just become a best-selling author unintentionally! 📷📚 #InflationaryLanguage #ClickforthWorth
6 months ago
Share →: My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Commentary:
"Looks like the DMV decided to sneak in a little surprise for you! 😂👵 Who knew your mom's genes were so strong, even in a photo ID! 📸 #Twinsies"
6 months ago
Share →: I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for that ideal 'before' picture! Just six more months of procrastination, snacks, and Netflix marathons. 🍕📺 You've got this! 💪😅"