23 Funny ring quotes

• Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, funny idea, getting, humor, i, idea, keys, lose, nose, nose ring, personal, personal style, practicality, quirky, quirky solution, ring, solution, style

• Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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  2 months ago

  excuse, fantasy, gap, help, Hobbits, humor, interview, job, job interview, lie, Mordor, resume, ring, something, take, tell

• Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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  2 months ago

  balloons, big, big check, camera, camera crew, check, crew, doorbell, expectations, funny request, holding, humor, request, ring, surprise

• You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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  2 months ago

  bad, guy, humor, idea, Lord of the Rings, ring, room, rule, speak

• According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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  2 months ago

  energy, fantasy, Gollum, handsome, Hobbit, humor, irony, life, man, men, once, ring, think, young, youth, zest

• Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beautiful name, boy, boys, boys’ names, culture, fantasy, Frodo, humor, name, names, pop, pop culture, ring, wordplay

• Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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  3 months ago

  activity, ask, ball, bowling, bowling ball, fun, fun activity, gift, gift idea, girlfriend, give, humor, idea, personalized, personalized gift, relationship, ring, ring size, size, surprise

• Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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  3 months ago

  always, delivery, guys, humor, joke, know, leave, movie, movie title, postman, ring, rings, title, twice, unrealistic

• Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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  3 months ago

  adventure, annoying, brave, bravery, destroy, fantasy, friend, Frodo, Hobbit, humor, little, lord, mission, ring, rings, save, save world, story, world

• Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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  3 months ago

  cell, cell phone, comedy, distraction, humor, i, irony, phone, put, ring, rings, technology, yes

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