55 Funny self-esteem quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

  Commentary:
  "Step aside, world! It's time for some serious overestimation of my importance today 💁‍♂️👑. Who needs humility when you've got confidence in abundance? Fly high, believe in your fabulousness, and remember, the universe revolves around YOU today! 🌎💫 #FeelingExtraSpecial #EgoOnFleek"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your compliments are causing a climate change in my eyewear! 🌬️👓 Don't stop, I'm just trying to keep it cool and clear here 😎 #FoggyFlattery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, comparing yourself to others is a surefire way to feel inadequate. Embrace your unique awesomeness and shine bright like the star you are! 🌟💁‍♂️ #JustBeYou"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! 😉🔥 Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! 💁‍♂️💃 #StillGotIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a perfect 10 when you can be a deliciously entertaining combination of two 5s sprinkled with cheese and chocolate? 🧀🍫 Aim for cheesy-chocolaty greatness, and watch them melt at your charm! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you can stand me, you deserve me!

  Commentary:
  "Love me or hate me, if you can handle my fabulousness, you totally deserve me! 💁‍♀️💅😜 #confidenceoverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs validation when you're already the whole package? 🌟 Keep shining bright, darling! ✨ #HumbleButFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person's nude game is so strong, they're a one-hit wonder! 📷😄 No need for an encore when you nail it on the first try! 💁‍♂️👌"

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