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5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Commentary:
"Embrace the awkwardness, lean into the cringe…because let's be real, connecting with others is basically an exercise in controlled chaos! 🤪✨ So go on, embrace your inner weirdo and let the hilariously embarrassing moments flow! #AwkwardAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Commentary:
"Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Commentary:
"Attempting to drop online humor bombs on offline folks is like offering a floppy disk at an iPhone convention 🤷‍♂️. It's a comedy interweb hiccup in an analog world! 📶🌐 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Commentary:
"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Commentary:
Trying to recover from a botched high five is like trying to un-send a risky text message… it's just awkward city, population: you and your flailing hand 🤦‍♂️🤝 Don't worry, we've all been there!
6 months ago
Share →: I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of nodding and smiling like a pro! 💁‍♂️😂 Who knew that the secret to peace and quiet was simply nodding along? 🤐🤣 #AgreeToDisagree"
6 months ago
Share →: Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Commentary:
"Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them… and witness the transformation from friendly neighbor to ruthless tycoon 👀💵🏠 #MonopolyRevealsAll"
6 months ago
Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Commentary:
"Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"
6 months ago
Share →: You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "I wanna talk to you about something" moment… 🤨 At that point, you're just hoping it's a heated debate about economics and not a request to help them move furniture! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #EconomyTalks