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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

1 month ago

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

1 month ago

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

1 month ago

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

1 month ago

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

2 months ago

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

3 months ago

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

3 months ago

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

3 months ago

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

3 months ago

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

3 months ago

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

3 months ago

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

3 months ago

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

3 months ago

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

3 months ago