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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Live now on Slack:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Seen just now on Slack:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Reported on Snapchat:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Spotted on Twitch:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Reported on Slack:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Going viral on WeChat:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Going viral on Instagram:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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29 Funny social situation quotes

Funny social situation quotes are your go-to mood lifters when life throws you into awkward moments 😂. Perfect for sharing at parties, they capture the hilarity of misunderstandings and unexpected encounters 🕺. Whether it’s navigating small talk or surviving an embarrassing blunder, these quotes bring laughter and perspective 🤣. Dive into a world where humor meets reality, and let the giggles guide you through life’s quirkiest social adventures! 🎉

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1 day ago
Share →: Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Commentary:
Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
1 week ago
Share →: My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
2 weeks ago
Share →: You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️‍♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
3 weeks ago
Share →: One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮‍💨 #Bra-dventures"
1 month ago
Share →: No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Commentary:
"Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"
1 month ago
Share →: Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Commentary:
"When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀"
2 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Commentary:
"Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"
2 months ago
Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Commentary:
"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"
2 months ago
Share →: That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Commentary:
"That place is so exclusive, even its own crowd can't get in! 🎟️🚪😄"
2 months ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Commentary:
"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Going viral on WeChat:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Trending via Pinterest:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Freshly posted on X:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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