36 Funny social situation quotes

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

  around, being, biscuits, eating, ever, food, got, handed, humor, pretend, room, situation, snack, social, social situation, surprise, sweet, sweets, temptation

• I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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  4 weeks ago

  9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  1 month ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, came, humor, i, moment, saw, situation, social, social situation

• Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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  2 months ago

  applying, balm, behavior, confidence, funny behavior, humor, know, lip, lip balm, move, power, power move, self-care, situation, social, social situation, watching

• My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, boyfriend, dinner, humor, invitation, invited, move, neighbors, over, relationship, situation, social, social situation

• You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cause, comparison, ever, feel, humor, know, retail, shopping, situation, social, social situation, store, store comparison, Target, Walmart

• One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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  2 months ago

  bra, embarrassment, got, high, humor, humor story, i, intoxication, misunderstanding, shot, situation, social, social situation, story, thought, time

• No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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  2 months ago

  applause, behavior, comedy, crowd, entertainment, humor, irony, ovation, people, public, public behavior, sarcastic, situation, social, social situation, standing, standing ovation, start

• Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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  2 months ago

  around, humor, patience, patience test, sarcasm, situation, social, social situation, something, test, too, witnesses

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