37 Funny social situation quotes

• My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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  8 hours ago

  dining, else, etiquette, expensive, generosity, humor, me, money, order, parents, paying, raise, situation, social, social situation, someone, something, upbringing

• What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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  1 day ago

  better, confidence, else, everyone, full, humor, insecure, insecurity, paradox, people, personality, personality trait, room, same, self-esteem, situation, social, social situation, super, think, time, trait, walk

• Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

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  5 days ago

  asking, cashier, customer, doing, greeting, humor, interaction, question, service, situation, social, social situation, today

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  1 month ago

  around, being, biscuits, eating, ever, food, got, handed, humor, pretend, room, situation, snack, social, social situation, surprise, sweet, sweets, temptation

• I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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  2 months ago

  9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  2 months ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, came, humor, i, moment, saw, situation, social, social situation

• Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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  2 months ago

  applying, balm, behavior, confidence, funny behavior, humor, know, lip, lip balm, move, power, power move, self-care, situation, social, social situation, watching

• My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, boyfriend, dinner, humor, invitation, invited, move, neighbors, over, relationship, situation, social, social situation

• You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cause, comparison, ever, feel, humor, know, retail, shopping, situation, social, social situation, store, store comparison, Target, Walmart

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