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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

3 months ago

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

3 months ago

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

3 months ago

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

3 months ago