16 Funny station quotes

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  7 hours ago

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• I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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  20 hours ago

  advice, am, bad, call, calling, care, communication, humor, i, radio, radio station, relationship, station

• You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, aging, banger, bar, bars, getting, know, music, nostalgia, old, play, radio, radio station, station, stations, supermarket, throwing

• Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

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  2 weeks ago

  beautiful, call, flirtation, gas, gas station, humor, i, me, need, station, today

• Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, embarrassment, hole, knows, nobody, place, public, public place, secret, sock, station, train, train station

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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  2 months ago

  amount, attitude, cash, confidence, dollar, gas, gas station, here, humor, humor quote, imagine, just, me, money, over, sarcasm, station, witty

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily life, determination, drive, driveway, family, flipping, humor, i, life, patience, perseverance, pull, radio, radio station, relationship, station, stations, still, through, wife, wish

• Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, cleanliness, door, expectation, gas, gas station, humor, i, man, open, prayer, restroom, risk, say, short, station, whenever

• The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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  2 months ago

  change, city, doors, driving, humor, pothole, radio, station, transportation

• They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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  2 months ago

  bed, constant, constant roll, funny idea, gas, gas station, hotdog, humor, idea, invention, over, roll, rolls, should, station, tanning, tanning bed

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