Funny station quotes

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That's really no place for a young pigeon lady.

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025