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2 weeks ago
Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Commentary:
"Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"
4 months ago
Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"
4 months ago
Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Commentary:
"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm just the caboose on the train of thought – always late to the party! 🚂😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Commentary:
"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"
5 months ago
Share →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"
5 months ago
Share →: The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Commentary:
Seems like the oldies station is having a rebellious phase! 😜🎶 Who knew the 80s would become the new "oldies"? Time to crank up the volume and groove to some retro tunes like it's 1985 all over again! 💃🕺 #ThrowbackTunes #ForeverYoung