14 Funny station quotes

• Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, embarrassment, hole, knows, nobody, place, public, public place, secret, sock, station, train, train station

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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  2 months ago

  amount, attitude, cash, confidence, dollar, gas, gas station, here, humor, humor quote, imagine, just, me, money, over, sarcasm, station, witty

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily life, determination, drive, driveway, family, flipping, humor, i, life, patience, perseverance, pull, radio, radio station, relationship, station, stations, still, through, wife, wish

• Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, cleanliness, door, expectation, gas, gas station, humor, i, man, open, prayer, restroom, risk, say, short, station, whenever

• The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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  2 months ago

  change, city, doors, driving, humor, pothole, radio, station, transportation

• They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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  2 months ago

  bed, constant, constant roll, funny idea, gas, gas station, hotdog, humor, idea, invention, over, roll, rolls, should, station, tanning, tanning bed

• Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, favorite, funny observation, gas, gas station, humor, life, life transition, observation, responsibility, station, transition, welcome

• I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, analogy, bed, comparison, dog, funny analogy, gas, gas station, hot, hot dog, human, humor, i, self-deprecating, station, stop, tanning, tanning bed, thinking, version

• I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, forgetfulness, humor, life, me, mind, station, thought, train, where

• Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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  2 months ago

  buying, choice, dog, dogs, food, food choice, food regret, gas, gas station, gut, humor, me, regret, roller, roller dog, station, sushi, thanks, thing, tricks, trust

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