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13 Funny station quotes

Funny station quotes ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜‚ bring a burst of laughter to those long waits and daily commutes! Whether youโ€™re stuck on a platform or riding the train, these witty lines brighten up the journey and turn boredom into smiles ๐Ÿ˜„โœจ. Perfect for sharing with fellow travelers or adding some humor to your social feed! Ready to laugh through the rush hour? Letโ€™s dive into some chuckle-worthy station vibes! ๐Ÿš†๐Ÿคฃ

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Nobody at this train station knows that thereโ€™s a hole in my sock.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish I had the determination of my wife, whoโ€™s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I canโ€™t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The audacity of my parentsโ€™ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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