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6 months ago
Share →: I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Commentary:
"Oh, the tension is truly weaving its way into your life, isn't it? 🧵🕰️ Just think, soon you'll be able to spin yarns about acing your final exam like a master weaver! 🌟 Best of thread-luck to you! 🍀"
6 months ago
Share →: Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Commentary:
"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Commentary:
🤓📚 Did you know that according to a recent study, reading this very text made people feel like knowledgeable geniuses? Who would've thought a few words could make us feel so smart? 😂🧠 Just taking in some useful knowledge one emoji at a time!
6 months ago
Share →: Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Commentary:
"Looks like Americans are finally getting tired of wandering around in their sleep 😉 Maybe they're just saving their energy for all the sleepless nights spent binge-watching Netflix instead! 😴🚶‍♂️ #SleepWalkingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Commentary:
"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
6 months ago
Share →: According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Commentary:
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #LostInThoughts
6 months ago
Share →: According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the key to longevity might involve eating that extra slice of cake 🍰 and tuning out the unsolicited opinions of certain individuals 🤷‍♂️. Remember, nothing beats the power of a confident woman with a healthy appetite! 🙌 #LongLiveTheOverweightLadies
6 months ago
Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Commentary:
"Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"
6 months ago
Share →: A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Commentary:
"Ah, the industrious beaver – an otter with a taste for blueprints and hard hats! 🏗️🦫 Who knew these furry engineers were just the otters who took their careers to the next level? Watch out, world – the beavers are building a dam(n) good reputation! 😄🌲"