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5 months ago
Share →: A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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🤓📚 Did you know that according to a recent study, reading this very text made people feel like knowledgeable geniuses? Who would've thought a few words could make us feel so smart? 😂🧠 Just taking in some useful knowledge one emoji at a time!
5 months ago
Share →: Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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"Looks like Americans are finally getting tired of wandering around in their sleep 😉 Maybe they're just saving their energy for all the sleepless nights spent binge-watching Netflix instead! 😴🚶‍♂️ #SleepWalkingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
5 months ago
Share →: According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #LostInThoughts
5 months ago
Share →: According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Well, looks like the key to longevity might involve eating that extra slice of cake 🍰 and tuning out the unsolicited opinions of certain individuals 🤷‍♂️. Remember, nothing beats the power of a confident woman with a healthy appetite! 🙌 #LongLiveTheOverweightLadies
5 months ago
Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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"Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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"Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"
5 months ago
Share →: A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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"Ah, the industrious beaver – an otter with a taste for blueprints and hard hats! 🏗️🦫 Who knew these furry engineers were just the otters who took their careers to the next level? Watch out, world – the beavers are building a dam(n) good reputation! 😄🌲"
5 months ago
Share →: Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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"Ah, the magical transformation of wine from 'mommy juice' to 'daddy's little helper' after a day of parenting mayhem 🍷👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💫 #Parenting101 #BottomsUp"