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- Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
- They say thereβs no such thing as a stupid question, but then theyβll go and wake you up to ask if youβre asleep.
- Youβre never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.
- When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.
- Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
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"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! π±π€ͺ Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! ππΎ" -
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"Well, well, well… looks like Mr. Stupid Bachelor here thinks he can pull off the 'crumpled chic' look for work! π€¦ββοΈ Who needs a wardrobe when you've got the 'Just Rolled Out of Bed' style, right? ππ #FashionistaFail" -
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"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity π€ͺππ" -
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Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! π€₯πΌπ¨βπΌ Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! ποΈπ€£ #TruthIsOptional -
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"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' ππ Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? π #LoveHateRelationship" -
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Well, age and wisdom don't always come as a package deal, do they? π€£ Embrace the journey of becoming older and (hopefully) wiser, even if it means stumbling along the way like a clumsy but enthusiastic puppy πΆπ΄π€.
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- Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
- They say thereβs no such thing as a stupid question, but then theyβll go and wake you up to ask if youβre asleep.
- Youβre never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.
- When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.
- Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
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