Commentary:
"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"
91 Funny stupid quotes
I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.
Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.
Commentary:
"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!"
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.
They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like some people have a talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times! Who knew that pondering the existence of stupid questions could lead to such a hilariously ironic wake-up call? Just remember, even if you're asleep, your sense of humor is always wide awake!
Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.
After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.
Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!
