24 Funny taking quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Man, these end times are taking forever.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, even the end times are procrastinating now? ⏳😂 Hang in there, we'll get there eventually! 🌌✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! 💸💊 Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! 😂 #BankAccountGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

  Commentary:
  Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes

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