363 Funny think quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

  Commentary:
  That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

  Commentary:
  That's pasta-tively hilarious! 🍝😆

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

  Commentary:
  Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸‍♂️😅🧁

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  4 days ago

  Share →: When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

  Commentary:
  Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter because I'm clearly living in a fantasy world! 🧙‍♂️✨😂

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  4 days ago

  Share →: “Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

  Commentary:
  Move over, Titanic! Batman Forever is the true love story 😂🌹🦇

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  4 days ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

  Commentary:
  Life's just trying to upgrade my citrus collection 🍋😂 Who knew it was such a thoughtful gift-giver? 🙌

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

  Commentary:
  When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰

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