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257 Funny think quotes

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!"

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025