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Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Feb 3, 2026

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Feb 3, 2026

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

Feb 3, 2026

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

Feb 3, 2026

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Feb 3, 2026

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Feb 3, 2026

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Feb 3, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Feb 3, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Feb 3, 2026

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Feb 3, 2026

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Feb 3, 2026

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Feb 3, 2026

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

Feb 3, 2026

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Feb 3, 2026

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Feb 3, 2026

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Feb 3, 2026

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Feb 3, 2026

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Feb 3, 2026

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Feb 3, 2026

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Feb 3, 2026

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Feb 3, 2026

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Feb 3, 2026

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Feb 3, 2026

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Feb 3, 2026

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Feb 3, 2026

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Feb 3, 2026

All I think about is death and sex.

Feb 3, 2026

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Feb 3, 2026

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Feb 3, 2026

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Feb 3, 2026

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Feb 3, 2026

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Feb 3, 2026

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Feb 2, 2026

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Feb 2, 2026

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Feb 2, 2026

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Feb 2, 2026

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Feb 2, 2026

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Feb 2, 2026

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Feb 2, 2026