294 Funny think quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

  Commentary:
  "Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

  Commentary:
  "When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼‍♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like she's the CEO of Mind My Own Business Inc. 😎🚀 #Unstoppable #YouDoYou"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to pasta, I either feed an army or a hamster! 🍝🤷‍♂️ #Pastatastrophes"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe I'm just too tall for everyone else's shortcomings! 🤣📏 #ElevatedStandards"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

  Commentary:
  "Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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