Funny quotes think

264 Funny think quotes

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

1 week ago

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

1 week ago

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

1 week ago

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

1 week ago

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

1 week ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

1 week ago

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

2 weeks ago

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

4 weeks ago

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

4 weeks ago

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

4 weeks ago

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

4 weeks ago

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

1 month ago

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

1 month ago

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

1 month ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

1 month ago

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

1 month ago

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

1 month ago

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

1 month ago

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

1 month ago

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

2 months ago

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

2 months ago

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

2 months ago

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

2 months ago

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

2 months ago

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

2 months ago

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

2 months ago

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

2 months ago

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

2 months ago

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

2 months ago