452 Funny think quotes

• Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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  58 minutes ago

  depressed, depression, education, even, humor, ID, international, international relation, me, news, political, political science, relation, relations, science, study, think, watch

• If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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  2 days ago

  animal, city, humor, i, live, lived, Moscow, mouse, pun, think, wordplay

• The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

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  2 days ago

  actually, amount, body, center, data, data center, drink, exaggeration, humor, hydrated, hydration, need, obscene, think, water

• I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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  3 days ago

  allowed, anxiety, hour, humor, i, introvert, limit, over, public, social, social anxiety, think, time, time limit

• Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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  3 days ago

  80s, 90s, activity, bike, bike ride, childhood, far, i, maybe, nostalgia, outdoor, outdoor activity, parent, parents, ride, still, think, wrong

• Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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  7 days ago

  average, crazy, game, games, humor, just, life, male, porn, stereotype, think, video, video game, whole, work, works, Zoomer

• Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

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  1 week ago

  humor, joke, number, star, Star Wars, think, wars, wordplay, Yoda

• I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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  1 week ago

  attitude, desire, health, healthy, horny, humor, i, little, personality, think, times

• I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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  1 week ago

  20, 30, age, aging, appearance, beauty, better, humor, i, lifestyle, money, people, reason, think, wealth

• For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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  1 week ago

  act, again, always, breakup, contact, final, final act, humor, i, irony, love, memory, never, think

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