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Oh, if only we could make annoying people just vanish with the tap of a button! π³οΈπ₯ Adios, dickheads – off to the trap door you go! Just think of all the peace and quiet we would have… until the next one inevitably pops up! π #TrapDoorDreams
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- Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.
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π "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesnβt actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. π₯ Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" π¬ -
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"Ah, the magical power of self-deception! π€ͺπ« Who needs therapy when your inner gaslighter is up for the challenge? Just keep nodding along with your delusions and soon enough, your chaos will be mistaken for peace! πͺοΈβ¨ #TheArtOfGaslightingYourself" -
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"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? π½π Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! ππ€" -
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"Apparently, mornings and conversation are like oil and water for this person! π π£οΈ Maybe they just need a little more β before diving into chatter. Or perhaps a friendly π€« sign on their forehead could do the trick! π #NotAMorningPerson" -
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"Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! π¦π Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! π€£" -
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"Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport π§, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist π¦οΈ, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' π¦. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? π #MidwestLiving" -
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"Ah, the power of critical thinking in action! ππ Keep it critical, my friend, you're clearly a pro at it! ππ #SassyThinker" -
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"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day βΉοΈπ #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens" -
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"Ah, the magic of new life! πΆπ Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! π Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"
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- I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.
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- If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.
- I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.
- I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I canβt afford to hire me right now.
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