Funny tiny quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

  Commentary:
  "😂 When a toddler says 'make me an offer,' you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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  Ah, a classic choice! Those Animaniacs always knew how to put a quirky spin on things. 🎶 Keep embracing your inner loony tune! Who says being a little off-kilter is a bad thing? 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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  👣 Just picturing a centipede tap-dancing down the hallway in its tiny flip flops! The sound would be like a spontaneous percussion concert… or a bizarre tap dancing competition! 💃🕺 Don't invite them to a quiet library! 📚🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

  Commentary:
  "Autocorrect: the tiny drunk roommate in your phone who thinks they're a spelling genius but really just creates a comedy of errors."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how stylish spiders would be with their eight tiny flip flops – they'd be ready for any terrain, from webs to sandy beaches! 🕷️🩴 Stay fabulous, arachnophobes 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the pitter-patter of a centipede in stylish flip flops would rival even the tap-dancing greats! 🦶🥿 Just picture them strutting their stuff with all those legs… the rhythm would be endless! 💃🕺 One can only wonder if they'd be doing the Cha-Cha Slide or the Electric Slide with such fancy footwear. 🎶🎵 Laughter is the best music to accompany this quirky mental image! 😄

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