16 Funny tiny quotes

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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  1 day ago

  chimney, cooking, deep, exist, free, freedom, hideaway, house, imagination, imagine, inside, knows, living, mushroom, mushroom house, nature, peaceful, pot, solitude, soup, tiny, tiny house, woods

• I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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  3 weeks ago

  accessory, around, carrying, dog, dogs, fashion, fashion accessory, humor, i, nostalgia, pet, pet accessory, purse, terrible, tiny, tiny dog, whatever, woman, women, wonder

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  2 months ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  2 months ago

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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  2 months ago

  book, broke, budget, clean, cleaning, everyone, financial, humor, money, pile, purse, receipt, spending, tiny, together, why

• Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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  2 months ago

  6, boat, emoji, family, house, houses, humor, moves, moving, next, television, tiny, tiny house

• Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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  2 months ago

  animal, believe, book, books, hand, hands, humor, penguin, publish, tiny, tiny hand, writing

• Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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  2 months ago

  boss, childhood, hard, harder, humor, humor quote, mob, mob boss, negotiation, parenting, stubbornness, tiny, toddlers

• What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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  2 months ago

  humor, loony, lyric, music, resonate, song, song lyric, tiny, toony

• Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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  2 months ago

  animal, centipede, flip, flip flop, flop, flops, footwear, humor, imagination, imagine, little, loud, noise, tiny

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