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6 months ago
Share →: Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a refreshing dose of chaos on the web? 😜☕️ Embrace the madness and let the internet be your morning rollercoaster ride! 🎢💻 #GoodMorningChaos"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Commentary:
Are you tired of waving goodbye to ordinary "food" and ready to greet the fancy "cuisine"? 🍴✨ Let your taste buds embark on a culinary adventure and bid adieu to food comas! 🎩🍽️
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Commentary:
"Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"
6 months ago
Share →: When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Commentary:
When you attempt to downplay your achievement with a humble shrug, but they are on board with the lack of a big deal vibe 🤷‍♂️👏 Just call it a casual flex and carry on!
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Commentary:
"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect"
6 months ago
Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Commentary:
🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."
6 months ago
Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Commentary:
"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Commentary:
"Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Commentary:
"Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"
6 months ago
Share →: I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you excelled in trying to do nothing! 👏 But hey, looks like you accidentally stumbled upon a talent for doing things wrong! 😄 It's a skill not everyone can boast about! 🤷‍♂️"