Funny quotes trying Page 5

93 Funny trying quotes

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

3 months ago

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

3 months ago

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

3 months ago

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

3 months ago

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

3 months ago

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

3 months ago

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

3 months ago

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

3 months ago

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

3 months ago

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

3 months ago

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

3 months ago

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

3 months ago

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

3 months ago