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4 months ago
Share →: Trying is the first step toward failure.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!
4 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Commentary:
"Adulthood: where tying to master the art of being a night owl AND an early bird simultaneously 🦉🌞. Who knew being a responsible grown-up would involve so much strategic napping? 😂💤 #AdultingLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"
4 months ago
Share →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Commentary:
"Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"
5 months ago
Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
"Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It's a risky move, but hey, at least you're bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting"
5 months ago
Share →: No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Commentary:
"Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️‍♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Commentary:
"Looks like this meteor needs to learn some manners and stop crashing your sunshine party! 🌞🌠 Better grab some galactic sunglasses for this drama!"
5 months ago
Share →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Commentary:
Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties