109 Funny us quotes

• If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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  animation, anything, cartoons, cliff, comedy, fall, humor, irony, little, satire, slapstick, taught, umbrella, us, uselessness

• “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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  anything, communication, humor, policy, privacy, privacy policy, sarcasm, technology, tell, update, us, why

• If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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  35, company, employment, grow, growth, hiring, humor, job, office, people, sign, us, work, workload

• My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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  alarm, chaos, daughter, family, household, humor, less, morning, rest, us, wake, wake up, warning

• Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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  college, dog, dogs, found, having, humor, independence, intelligence, job, lifestyle, maybe, pet, satire, smarter, us

• If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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  divine, explain, God, humor, irony, love, religion, skepticism, snakes, us

• Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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  age, AI, being, digital, digital age, gap, generational, generational gap, having, humor, internet, irony, parents, technology, tell, thanks, told, trust, us

• It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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• If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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  dating, dating show, device, entertainment, estimate, estimation, exaggeration, humor, medical, medical device sales, number, only, people, population, reality, reality TV, sales, satire, show, shows, states, TV, us, US population, work

• A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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