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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves aft…

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves aft…

Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 80s, after, bands, cat, cats, decade, hearing, humor, man, music, naming, nostalgia, predator, problem, problems, wild on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
The first person to ever throw up was probably like, &#8220…

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “…

Commentary:
When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged curiosity, early, early human, ever, hell, human, humor, ok, person, reaction, surprise, throw, vomiting on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever h…

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever h…

Commentary:
When you hear those magical words, it's like finding a comrade in the Procrastination Olympics! 😅📚🙌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comfort, ever, hear, humor, i, most, motivation, procrastination, starting, student, words on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Commentary:
When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coming, convinced, cravings, digestion, food, gum, humor, humorously, humorously relatable, joke, relatable, stomach, stomachache on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to…

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to…

Commentary:
Looks like you've gone hog wild! Time to reel it in and give the pigs a break! 🐷🥓😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bacon, food, health, humor, i, me, much, never, overeating, say, self-awareness, terms, think, thought, too, while on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t m…

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t m…

Commentary:
RIP to those fancy mugs that are now just fancy dust collectors ☕️🕯️✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dishwasher, everyday, everyday life, gift, humor, kitchen, life, microwave, moment, mug, safety, sarcasm, silence on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Commentary:
Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged applause, confusion, humor, humorist, i, misunderstanding, read, satire, wordplay on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they ca…

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they ca…

Commentary:
Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️‍♂️💘

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accuse, alive, dating, deception, ever, fun, give, humor, mystery, name, privacy, real, relationship, secrecy on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
I love hard, but I stupid harder.

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Commentary:
Sounds like a PhD in Love and a Master's in Oops 😂💘

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged emotion, exaggeration, hard, harder, humor, i, love, relationship, self-deprecating, stupid, wit on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what…

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what…

Commentary:
🚀😂 "When 'You look great!' becomes the new 'We're late!', fashionably running behind has never felt more glamorous! ⏰👠"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ago, communication, daily, daily life, five, great, humor, husband, i, leave, life, marriage, me, means, minutes, relationship, sarcasm, time, timing, wife on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.
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