The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves aft… Commentary:I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “… Commentary:When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever h… Commentary:When you hear those magical words, it's like finding a comrade in the Procrastination Olympics! 😅📚🙌
This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming. Commentary:When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔
I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to… Commentary:Looks like you've gone hog wild! Time to reel it in and give the pigs a break! 🐷🥓😂
Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t m… Commentary:RIP to those fancy mugs that are now just fancy dust collectors ☕️🕯️✨
More often than not, I read applause as applesauce. Commentary:Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄
As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they ca… Commentary:Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️♂️💘
89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what… Commentary:🚀😂 "When 'You look great!' becomes the new 'We're late!', fashionably running behind has never felt more glamorous! ⏰👠"