Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’ Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own? Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks. Posted onFeb 3, 2026
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits? Posted onFeb 3, 2026