18 Funny apps quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

  Commentary:
  "When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

  Commentary:
  Looks like she's trading in swiping left for strolling down the aisle… at the hardware store! 🔨🛠️ Forget love at first sight, she's looking for love at first wrench! 🛒 Who needs a dating app when you can find the perfect match in the paint aisle? 🎨 Let's hope her next relationship doesn't come with any assembly required! 🔧

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

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