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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.
Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.
No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.
I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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3 days ago
Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Commentary:
"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Commentary:
Looks like she's trading in swiping left for strolling down the aisle… at the hardware store! 🔨🛠️ Forget love at first sight, she's looking for love at first wrench! 🛒 Who needs a dating app when you can find the perfect match in the paint aisle? 🎨 Let's hope her next relationship doesn't come with any assembly required! 🔧
5 months ago
Share →: Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"
5 months ago
Share →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Commentary:
"Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to