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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Going viral on X:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Making waves on Facebook:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Making waves on TikTok:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Spotted on Reddit:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Life is weird and then you die.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Spotted on Slack:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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Funny apps quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your screen time 📱😂 Whether you’re scrolling through chats or checking notifications, these witty gems keep the fun rolling 🎉😄 Ready to brighten your day with some app-inspired laughs? Let’s dive into a world where tech meets chuckles! 🤖🎈

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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2 months ago

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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2 months ago

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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2 months ago

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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2 months ago

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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2 months ago

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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2 months ago

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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96 shares on Reddit this month:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Trending via Pinterest:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Just shared via Discord:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Going viral on X:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Just landed via Messenger:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Spotted on Discord:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Making waves on WeChat:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Just shared via X:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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