Funny benefit quotes

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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  4 weeks ago

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• I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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  1 month ago

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• Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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  1 month ago

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• Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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  1 month ago

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• One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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  1 month ago

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• Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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  1 month ago

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• Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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  1 month ago

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