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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

1 month ago

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

1 month ago

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

1 month ago

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I need a day off from myself.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

41 shares on Slack this month:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Making waves on Facebook:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Making waves on Facebook:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Trending via Threads:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Going viral on Facebook:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Spotted on YouTube:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Trending via TikTok:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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