The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.