40 Funny breakfast quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It's a tough call when you're torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that's not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

  Commentary:
  "Leftover pizza for breakfast: the delicious loophole in life where cold becomes gourmet 🍕🌞 Who needs scrambled eggs when you can have a slice of last night's happiness? 😄 #BreakfastOfChampions"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the frittata, the rebellious cousin of the omelette, breaking free from traditional kitchen rules and declaring, 'I won't be flipped!' It's the perfect solution for those lazy chefs who prefer their eggs unstressed and unflipped."

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