56 Funny breakfast quotes

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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  4 weeks ago

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• People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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  4 weeks ago

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• Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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  4 weeks ago

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