Wordgag ツ

4 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Commentary:
"When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!"
4 months ago
Share →: Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Commentary:
"Ah, a classic game of sustenance and satisfaction! It's all fun and games until someone brings too many snacks and forgets the pants with an elastic waistband. 🍔🎮 #FoodieLife"
4 months ago
Share →: If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Commentary:
🔥🎸 "Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone's planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s'mores in a rock 'n' roll style! 🤘🏼🔥"
4 months ago
Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."
4 months ago
Share →: I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Commentary:
"Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says conflict resolution like settling disputes with a good old-fashioned duel. Just imagine the corporate boardroom meetings spicing things up with some swordplay and pistols at dawn. Who needs HR when you have honor and a steady hand, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Commentary:
"Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? 🤣 Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainsOverBlades"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"
5 months ago
Share →: 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁‍♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Commentary:
🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival