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13 Funny calorie quotes

Funny calorie quotes πŸ•πŸ˜‚ are the perfect way to laugh off those sneaky numbers on your food labels! Whether you’re indulging in dessert or just need a cheeky reminder that calories don’t always have to be serious, these witty lines will make counting calories way more enjoyable. Ready to snack on some humor? Let’s dive into the lighter side of calorie counting! πŸ©πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Posted on6 months ago

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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