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Funny calorie quotes

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Have y'all tried calories? They're so good.

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected.

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025