14 Funny catch quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of lorebombing, where exchanging life updates with a new friend in your thirties feels like sharing episodes from a TV series you both somehow missed! 📚🤝 It's like trying to binge-watch several seasons at once just to keep up with each other's 'plot twists'! #ThirtiesTales"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

  Commentary:
  "Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"

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