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"Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"
39 Funny company quotes
Funny company quotes bring a splash of humor to the workplace 😂💼, turning everyday office moments into laugh-out-loud memories! Whether you need a quick giggle during meetings or a witty icebreaker for your team, these hilarious gems keep the vibe light and motivation high 🎉🤣. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a cheeky line or two with your coworkers! 😜✨
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the spiciest take on the condiment game! 🌶️🔥 Looks like someone's burning up with desire for some variety in their life. 900 more ways to taste the same thing? That's one way to turn up the heat on the culinary scene! 🔥🌶️ Who knew hot sauce could bring out the saucy side in all of us? 😉 -
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Guess my CV doubles as a bedtime story! 📜😴📚9, company, CV, exaggeration, good, humor, job, job search, months, nine, nine months, reading, resume, search, still -
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Can you repeat that? I think my hearing aid called you 📞🤔😂🔊aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay -
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When you're your own best friend and the party never stops! 🎉🕺😄alone, bad, ball, company, enjoy, enjoyment, feel, feeling, feeling bad, fun, having, having fun, i, myself, own, self, self company, self enjoyment -
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Looks like it's time for the sequel: Job Application 2 – The Resubmission! 🎬💼😂again, application, company, decide, done, got, humor, i, job, job application, job rejection, persistence, post, rejection, same, sarcasm, saw -
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"airport, car, caught, company, customer, customer service, frustration, guard, hand, humor, job, me, rental, rental car, rental company, reservation, sarcasm, service, show, sorry, wait, wanted -
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That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! ☕🤖 -
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
