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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.
Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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1 month ago
Share →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
3 months ago
Share →: The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! 💰😎 Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! 💎💸 #CoolCatBoss
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"
3 months ago
Share →: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Commentary:
“If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!”
3 months ago
Share →: If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Commentary:
🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆
5 months ago
Share →: In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"
5 months ago
Share →: Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Commentary:
"🍝💰 'Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.' 🤑🔮 Looks like the future is shaped by carb-loaded success stories! 🚀🍝 Invest in noodles, reap the delicious rewards! 😄👌 #PastaProfits"
5 months ago
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
5 months ago
Share →: There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Commentary:
Looks like your company's "reply all" game is as strong as a wet noodle in a tornado 🌪️🍝 Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle of managing email etiquette! Maybe consider hosting a workshop on the delicate art of hitting that "Reply All" button 💌💥
5 months ago
Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"