Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,302

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Making waves on Threads:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Going viral on Facebook:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Broadcasted on Slack:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Live now on Telegram:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Just shared via Threads:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

39 Funny company quotes

Funny company quotes bring a splash of humor to the workplace 😂💼, turning everyday office moments into laugh-out-loud memories! Whether you need a quick giggle during meetings or a witty icebreaker for your team, these hilarious gems keep the vibe light and motivation high 🎉🤣. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a cheeky line or two with your coworkers! 😜✨

New funny company quotes 👇

For even more funny company quotes, hit next 👇

All funny company quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

45 shares on X this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

49 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

85 shares on Discord this month:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,343

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Spotted on TikTok:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Trending via Reddit:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Going viral on Snapchat:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Just shared via Messenger:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Making waves on Threads:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Just landed via Instagram:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴