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4 months ago
Share →: In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Commentary:
🎳🥞 "Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It's all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you'll strike gold (or at least brunch)." 🎳🥞
4 months ago
Share →: Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Commentary:
"Using incense sticks is like expecting the dazzling show of a sparkler 🎇 and getting a subtle whiff of disappointment instead. They're the ultimate 'sparkle-less' firework of the aromatic world! ✨😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Commentary:
"Are you my appendix? Because I never really noticed you until you started causing me pain! 😂🔪 #UselessOrgans"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Commentary:
"Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"
4 months ago
Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
4 months ago
Share →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Commentary:
"Trying to persuade an introvert to attend a party is akin to sending a saint on a sinful adventure to Hell – it's a recipe for an existential crisis! It's like asking a turtle to join a hare for a sprint, or a penguin to audition for 'American Idol' – a mismatch of epic proportions!"
4 months ago
Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Commentary:
Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.
4 months ago
Share →: Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Commentary:
"Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!"
4 months ago
Share →: A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic relationship, just like a shark – impressive from a distance, but up close, you realize it's not all smooth sailing and dreamy music playing in the background. So, maybe it's best to enjoy your relationships like you do with sharks – from a safe distance and through the lens of a screen!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Commentary:
"Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"