33 Funny connection quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

  Commentary:
  "When your Wi-Fi and your life both decide to take a break at the same time 😂📶😅"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

  Commentary:
  "With you, I'm HTTPS-ecure; without you, I'm HTTP-roblematical! 😂🔐📶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your phone and its charger are in a classic "will they, won't they" relationship, with more drama than a reality TV show! 📱🔌 One day they're all charged up and happy, the next it's like they can't stand each other. Just remember, communication is key in any relationship – especially when it involves power struggles! 💔⚡️ #RelationshipGoals? #ChargerDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯"

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