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"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
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- Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.
- I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
- We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.
- My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.
- It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
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"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂" -
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"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad" -
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"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!" -
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"Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'." -
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Sounds like your phone and its charger are in a classic "will they, won't they" relationship, with more drama than a reality TV show! 📱🔌 One day they're all charged up and happy, the next it's like they can't stand each other. Just remember, communication is key in any relationship – especially when it involves power struggles! 💔⚡️ #RelationshipGoals? #ChargerDrama -
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"Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯" -
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"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal" -
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"Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy" -
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"Who says insanity can't be romantic? 💻🤪 Let's navigate the tangled web of love together! 🕸️😂"
Top Funny Connection Quotes 🔥
- Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.
- I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
- We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.
- My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.
- It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
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