43 Funny connection quotes

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  2 weeks ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  3 weeks ago

  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, attempt, connection, consolation, consolation prize, cruelty, dating, failed, friendship, humor, prize, rejection, relationship, romantic, romantic connection

• Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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  2 months ago

  advice, biologically, biology, connect, connection, daily, eat, else, enjoy, enjoyment, everything, food, fun, good, human, human connection, humans, humor, laid, life, life advice, literally, motivation, reminder, yourself

• Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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  2 months ago

  connection, friend, friends, fun, go out, life, lifestyle, mysterious, please, save, social, social life

• Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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  2 months ago

  affection, being, bit, connection, feeling, feels, little, love, loved, magic, right, romantic, romantic feeling, telepathy, witchcraft

• Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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  2 months ago

  connection, frustration, humor, internet, irony, joke, life, me, should, technology, unstable, Wi-Fi, wifi

• You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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  2 months ago

  bad, computer, connection, digital, humor, internet, just, love, pun, relationship, tech

• We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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  2 months ago

  companionship, connection, humor, loneliness, love, monsters, search, searching, self-discovery, share, someone

• Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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  2 months ago

  acquaintance, connection, guy, humor, knowing, knows, most, networking, relationship, skill, social, social skill, things, valuable, world

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