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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Fries, not lies.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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My favorite color is money.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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