Funny eggs quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

  Commentary:
  Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

  Commentary:
  🍆🐣 "Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs – who knew gardening could be so punny? Talk about farm-to-table in a whole new way! 🌱🥚 #eeggcellent"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

  Commentary:
  🥚🍻 "When life gives you eggs and alcohol, just remember – a tipsy Easter Bunny creates an eggcellent mystery hunt! 🐰🔍 Who needs a map when you have a magical blend of chaos and celebration?" 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the omelette had other plans in mind – surprise, it's a scrambled egg kind of day! 🍳😄 Who says breakfast can't keep you on your toes?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!

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