Commentary:
This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫
Funny eggs quotes
Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we c…
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much e…
Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video gam…
If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other devi…
I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs…
Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.
If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody know…
I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’…
How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good…
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!