Funny eggs quotes

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025