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Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

You can reach me by butterfly.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Spotted on Threads:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Going viral on X:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Going viral on Messenger:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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77 Funny expression quotes

Funny expression quotes 😂 are the ultimate mood boosters, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day! 🌟 Whether you’re on the hunt for a witty line to lighten the mood 🎉 or a clever quip to share with friends, these gems offer a playful twist on everyday scenarios. Get ready to giggle 🤣 and spread some joy with these delightful snippets of humor!

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6 days ago
Share →: That stupid look on my face is my face.

Commentary:
When your face has a permanent contract with confusion 😂🤔🙃
1 week ago
Share →: I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Commentary:
When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺
1 week ago
Share →: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Commentary:
"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Commentary:
"I've advanced to a professional-level sitter! 🪑😂 #SitAndSip"
1 week ago
Share →: Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Commentary:
"😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"
1 week ago
Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Commentary:
"When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Commentary:
"Legend has it, their day started in a cucumber and took a briny twist 🥒😂 #SaltyAdventures"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Commentary:
"When Botox wasn't the true villain of the story! 😂🎬💉"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Commentary:
"When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"
1 month ago
Share →: Ugh, but profoundly.

Commentary:
"When you agree to go out but you're already in your pajamas: Ugh, but profoundly. 🙄😂🛌"

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Just landed via Discord:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Spotted on Telegram:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Trending via Instagram:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Trending via Reddit:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Shared recently on Slack:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Trending via Messenger:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Spotted on Threads:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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