115 Funny expression quotes

• If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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  3 weeks ago

  apology, attitude, expression, forget, humor, late, lateness, mad, office, punctuality, walk, work

• As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, beautiful woman, confidence, ew, expression, humor, most, power, powerful, reaction, say, sometimes, thing, woman

• And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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  1 month ago

  emotional, expression, farewell, feeling, going, humor, love, million, miss, missing, next, trick, unspoken, unspoken feeling, ways

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  1 month ago

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  1 month ago

  dislike, expression, facial, facial expression, fire, humor, i, imagination, just, mean, sarcasm, smile, smiling

• Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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  1 month ago

  avoidance, bitch, conversation, conversations, expression, face, facial, facial expression, humor, i, interaction, introvert, me, resting, resting bitch face, sarcasm, social, social interaction, want

• What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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  2 months ago

  alive, derogatory, exclamation, expression, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, sarcasm, time

• Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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  2 months ago

  curiosity, expression, humor, interest, just, phrase, sarcasm, seriously, surprise

• Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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  2 months ago

  communication, ever, express, expression, feel, frustrating, frustration, intelligence, intelligent, mind, mouth, smart, speaking, stupid

• I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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  2 months ago

  expression, face, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, know, people, shut, silence, subtitles, talking

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