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- “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.
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- There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
- More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
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- “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.
- I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
- I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.
- There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
- More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
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