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59 Funny expression quotes

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

2 weeks ago

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

4 weeks ago

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

1 month ago

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

1 month ago

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

1 month ago

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

1 month ago

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

1 month ago

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

1 month ago

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

2 months ago

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

2 months ago

Dance like China isn’t watching.

3 months ago

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

3 months ago

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

3 months ago

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

3 months ago

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

3 months ago

There are too many neglected emojis.

3 months ago

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

3 months ago

Not again. I mean good morning.

3 months ago

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

3 months ago