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  • Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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    Commentary:
    “Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋”

  • Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋”

  • There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you’re not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔”

  • I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

    Commentary:
    “When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles”

  • Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂”

  • I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

    Commentary:
    “Here’s to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌”

  • Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

    Commentary:
    “Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪”

  • I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

    Commentary:
    “Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don’t worry, the cows won’t judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken”

  • You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

    Commentary:
    🎶 “You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.” 🤗✨ Because let’s face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭

  • When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫”

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