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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.
It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.
Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?
You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.
I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Commentary:
"Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Commentary:
"Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Commentary:
"Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"
2 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
2 months ago
Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes
3 months ago
Share →: Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery
3 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
"Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic case of hindsight heroism! 🦸‍♂️ It's amazing how quickly everyone becomes a genius once the outcome is already set in stone. 🤓🔮 Remember folks, foresight is the real superpower! 💪😄"