60 Funny fact quotes

• The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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• Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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  attraction, fact, fun, humor, relationship, sex, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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• I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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  5 days ago

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• If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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  6 days ago

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• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  6 days ago

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• I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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  6 days ago

  AI, commenter, fact, humor, i, opinion, opinions, Reddit, right, sarcasm

• Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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• If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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  comment, communication, fact, humor, irony, paradox, say

• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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  6 days ago

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