55 Funny fact quotes

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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  1 month ago

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• If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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  2 months ago

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• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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  2 months ago

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• The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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  2 months ago

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• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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  2 months ago

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• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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  2 months ago

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• Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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  2 months ago

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