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My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.

Mar 4, 2026Mar 4, 2026

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

Feb 3, 2026

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Feb 3, 2026

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Feb 3, 2026

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Feb 3, 2026

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Feb 3, 2026

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Feb 3, 2026

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Feb 2, 2026

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Feb 2, 2026

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Feb 2, 2026

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Feb 2, 2026

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Feb 2, 2026

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Feb 2, 2026

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Feb 2, 2026

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Feb 1, 2026

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Feb 1, 2026

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Feb 1, 2026

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Feb 1, 2026

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Feb 1, 2026

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Jan 31, 2026

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Jan 31, 2026

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Jan 31, 2026

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Jan 31, 2026

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Jan 30, 2026

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Jan 30, 2026

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Jan 30, 2026

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Jan 29, 2026

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Jan 29, 2026

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Jan 29, 2026

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Jan 29, 2026

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Jan 28, 2026

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Jan 28, 2026

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Jan 28, 2026

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Jan 23, 2026

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Jan 23, 2026

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Jan 22, 2026

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Jan 22, 2026

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Jan 22, 2026

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Jan 22, 2026

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Jan 22, 2026