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28 Funny fact quotes

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

1 month ago

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

1 month ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

3 months ago

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

3 months ago

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

3 months ago

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

3 months ago

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

3 months ago

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

3 months ago

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

3 months ago

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

3 months ago

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

3 months ago

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

3 months ago

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

3 months ago

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

3 months ago

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

3 months ago

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

3 months ago

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

3 months ago

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

3 months ago

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

3 months ago

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

3 months ago

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

3 months ago

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

3 months ago

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

3 months ago

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

3 months ago

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

3 months ago

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

3 months ago

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

3 months ago