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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Making waves on YouTube:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Breaking via X:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Live now on Twitch:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Shared recently on Slack:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Just landed via Telegram:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Share →: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Share →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Going viral on Discord:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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