99 Funny forget quotes

• Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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• Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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• Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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• Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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  3 weeks ago

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• You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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• Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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• Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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• HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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  boss, complete, forget, hr, last, later, survey, team

• How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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• Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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  3 weeks ago

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