41 Funny gap quotes

• Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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  32 minutes ago

  1900s, 25, 25 year old, age, age gap, conversation, gap, generation, generation gap, humor, me, old, patience, patient, please, year

• Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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  6 hours ago

  anytime, frustration, gap, generational, generational gap, grasp, i, learning, new, new things, parent, parents, something, technology, things, used, why, wonder

• She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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  7 hours ago

  AI, AI image, boomer, dating, Facebook, fall, falling, falling in love, gap, generation, generation gap, got, humor, image, love, me, media, seeing, social, social media, technology

• Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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  9 hours ago

  architect, experience, gap, hell, humor, i, oh, own, resume, self-deprecation, work, work experience

• When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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  13 hours ago

  age, age gap, communication, dumb, gap, happiness, happy, humor, means, misunderstanding, old, old person, people, person, pretty, say, slang

• Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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  15 hours ago

  40, activity, age, answer, asking, fun, gap, generation, generation gap, humor, over, over 40, people, stop

• If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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  1 week ago

  age, age gap, dating, every, gap, humor, lesbian, older, older woman, ones, relationship, woman, women, younger, younger woman

• That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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  3 weeks ago

  awareness, Christmas, confusion, date, date confusion, day, day awareness, gap, holiday, new, new year, tell, time, time gap, week, year

• Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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  3 weeks ago

  chicken, chicken pox, childhood, disease, even, gap, generation, generation gap, health, humor, infection, kid, kids, pox, STD, straight

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  2 months ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

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