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32 Funny gap quotes

Funny gap quotes bring a hilarious twist to those awkward pauses and unexpected silences we all experience 😅✨ Whether it’s a moment between conversations or a quirky space in life, these witty sayings turn gaps into giggles 😂💬 Ready to laugh at the little pauses that make life interesting? Let’s dive into some pun-tastic fun that fills the gap with smiles! 🎉🤣

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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