119 Funny give quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

  Commentary:
  Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

  Commentary:
  Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the ultimate lesson in "how to adult," where you learn survival skills like finding loose change and mastering the art of commercial break time travel! 🤑📺😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

  Commentary:
  Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You give my middle finger an erection.

  Commentary:
  Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

  Commentary:
  "Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

  Commentary:
  Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️‍♂️💘

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

  Commentary:
  "Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

  Commentary:
  "Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"

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