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😄🌞 "Good morning! If you hear crickets, you're on my nerves list. 😂🦗"
262 Funny good quotes
Funny good quotes turn the simple idea of “good” into something far more entertaining! 😄👍 Whether it’s finding humor in the “good” moments that go wrong or celebrating the irony of what we call “good,” these quotes prove that everything is funnier with a little twist. Here’s to finding the funny in the good stuff! 😂🎉💯
Trending Funny Good Quotes 🔥
- You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.
- Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
- The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.
- What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?
- When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
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"Good morning to life's chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense! ☕️🤔🤪" -
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"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻" -
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"Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!" -
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"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes" -
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"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪" -
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"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals" -
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"Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!" -
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"Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓" -
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"When your ears are on vacation but your neck's working overtime! 🤣🤷♂️🙇♀️"
Top Funny Good Quotes 🔥
- Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
- You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.
- It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
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