389 Funny good quotes

• Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

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  21 hours ago

  belief, everyone, eye, eyes, good, good morning, humor, morning, own, perception, reality, sarcasm, sight, still

• One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

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  2 days ago

  actually, coding, coding era, culture, era, expectation, good, guy, guys, humor, i, idea, idea guy, ideas, learn, most, tech, tech culture, thing, vibe, vibe coding

• My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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  4 days ago

  activity, date, dominance, favorite, good, humor, ice, ice skating, me, skating

• People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

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  4 days ago

  communication, good, misunderstanding, office, people, phrase, sarcasm, say, sound, sounds, things, work

• You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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  1 week ago

  accomplishment, back, cleaned, cleaning, daily, daily life, ever, good, house, humor, just, life, observation, room, satisfaction, walk, work

• I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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  2 weeks ago

  change, city, city life, good, humor, i, life, life change, me, miserable, misery, move, need, new, New York, sarcasm, think, york

• I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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  2 weeks ago

  boyfriend, compliment, dog, friend, friends, girl, good, humor, i, love, pet, quiet, relationship

• Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, confusion, everyone, good, horse, horses, humor, idea, keep, lot, nodding, sense, telling, true, year

• Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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  2 weeks ago

  anyone, confusion, good, know, morning, question, right, wrong

• A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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  2 weeks ago

  audiobook, chore, chores, entertainment, good, humor, multitasking, procrastination

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