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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Going viral on Facebook:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Just shared via TikTok:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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Funny good quotes turn the simple idea of “good” into something far more entertaining! 😄👍 Whether it’s finding humor in the “good” moments that go wrong or celebrating the irony of what we call “good,” these quotes prove that everything is funnier with a little twist. Here’s to finding the funny in the good stuff! 😂🎉💯

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Hope you’re ready for that swingin’ lifestyle! Just remember, it's all about keeping your balance! 😜😂🎢

9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀

activity, check, discovery, entertainment, fun, good, half, hour, humor, i, kill, movie, pretty, time
3 days ago

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When it comes to hearts, I guess it's all about the temperature control! ❤️‍🔥❄️😄

bad, breaking, breaking heart, emotion, good, heart, humor, irony, love, melting, melting heart, relationship
4 days ago

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"When makeup tutorials start looking like magic tricks, you know men have leveled up! 💄✨🤣"

being, gender, good, humor, men, stereotype, woman, women
6 days ago

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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄

booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy
1 week ago

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Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪

blessing, fortune, good, good fortune, gratitude, humor, prayer, praying, son, start, welcome, wish, world
2 weeks ago

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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂

Chinese, Chinese takeout, depressing, eating, expectation, expectation vs reality, food, good, humor, movie, never, reality, takeout, vs
2 weeks ago

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Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" 😂🙈

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3 weeks ago

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Who needs friends when you have a for you page that knows your deepest, darkest memes? 😂📱

anyone, best, entertainment, follow, follower, fun, good, humor, literally, media, need, social, social media, thing, TikTok, time, video
3 weeks ago

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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣

big, compliment, cooking, family, flex, food, good, having, humor, mom

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Just landed via Twitch:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Spotted on Slack:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Making waves on Facebook:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Just landed via X:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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