35 Funny healthy quotes

• I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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  attitude, desire, health, healthy, horny, humor, i, little, personality, think, times

• I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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  appendix, attitude, body, bullshit, defiance, health, healthy, humor, i, just, medical, organ, organs, show, surgery, tolerate

• The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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  eating, food, healthy, healthy eating, humor, joke, problem, salad

• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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  chocolate, dark, dark chocolate, diet, diet joke, eating, food, food humor, healthy, healthy eating, humor, joke, vegetable, vegetables

• Eating healthy requires a second job.

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  diet, eating, healthy, healthy eating, humor, job, lifestyle, money, second, work

• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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  breakfast, disgusting, eating, filling, food, healthy, healthy eating, high, high protein, only, plain, powder, protein, protein powder, taste, yogurt

• Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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  boundary, care, drawing, era, growth, healthy, healthy boundary, humor, just, people, people pleaser, personal, personal growth, pleaser, politely, recovering, recovery, self, self-care, villain, villain era

• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  9, coping, coping skill, date, dramatic, emotional, healthy, humor, just, me, minutes, November, November Rain, rain, relationship, self-awareness, skill, skills, someone, too

• We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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  able, amazing, attitude, call, call in sick, feel, health, healthy, humor, i, motivation, productivity, should, sick, today, wasting, work

• My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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  cutting, cutting off, health, healthy, humor, next, people, revenge, said, therapist, therapy

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