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19 Funny healthy quotes

New funny healthy quotes 👇

  • The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

    Commentary:
    “When your partner’s having a meltdown, it’s your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂”

  • Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️”

  • Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

    Commentary:
    “Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you’ve got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit”

  • Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

  • It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

    Commentary:
    “Embrace your inner craziness… it’s the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity”

  • Avocado is just green butter.

    Commentary:
    “Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste”

  • Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

    Commentary:
    “Who says you can’t multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps”

  • I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘healthy eating’ logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!”

  • Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

    Commentary:
    “Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you’re dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you’ve got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic”

  • I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘healthy’ diet move – ordering a buffalo chicken quesadilla and calling it a ‘healthy option’. 🌶️🧀😂 Who knew that cheesy goodness could be seen as a diet food! Keep up the good work, gentlemen, you’re really nailing this whole healthy eating thing! 🍗🥑🤣”

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