21 Funny healthy quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

  Commentary:
  😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

  Commentary:
  "When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

  Commentary:
  "Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Avocado is just green butter.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"

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