Funny quotes healthy

18 Funny healthy quotes

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

1 month ago

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

1 month ago

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

3 months ago

Avocado is just green butter.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

3 months ago

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

3 months ago

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

3 months ago

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

3 months ago

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

3 months ago

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

3 months ago

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

3 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

3 months ago

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

3 months ago

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

3 months ago

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

3 months ago