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"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
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- The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
- Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
- People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“
- Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
- In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
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"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit" -
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Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗
Top Funny Healthy Quotes 🔥
- The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
- Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
- People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“
- Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
- In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
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