16 Funny holding quotes

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025