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Funny holding quotes bring a smile to those moments when patience is tested ⏳😂 Whether you’re stuck in a never-ending phone queue or waiting for that perfect pizza delivery 🍕⏰, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter. Ready to embrace the art of holding with humor? Let’s dive into some hilarious gems that prove good things come to those who wait—and laugh along the way! 😄🎉

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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