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4 months ago
Share →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe's quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt"
4 months ago
Share →: It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Commentary:
"Surprising, right? It's like stumbling upon a unicorn in a sea of donkeys. Who knew genuine kindness could exist without a secret plot to take over the world? It's like finding a diamond in the rough, except this diamond doesn't come with any fine print or sneaky terms and conditions. Keep an eye out for these rare specimens – they're the real MVPs in a world full of undercover operators."
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Commentary:
"Trying to follow the plot of Transformers is like listening to a heated argument between your appliances. 🤖🤷‍♂️ Maybe they're just malfunctioning over who gets to be Prime Rib… I mean, Prime Leader. 🤣🍖 #TransformersTroubles"
4 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to let bad vibes linger! 🙅‍♂️ Embrace the honesty and keep your circle squeaky clean.🧼 Just remember, karma is always watching! 😉♻️"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old battle between authenticity and BS – it's like a subtle whisper dueling with a loudspeaker! 🗣️🤫 Let's be real, why whisper when you can shout nonsense, right? 🤥 Just remember, it's better to keep it real in the whispers than fake it in the broadcast! 😉🙌 #AuthenticWhispersVsBSBroadcasts
5 months ago
Share →: Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Commentary:
"Good news! Your secret is as safe with me as a chocolate bar in a room full of toddlers 🍫🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, I have zero interest in your scandalous tales!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
5 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"