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Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?
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- Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
- Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?
- After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
- The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
- Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
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"9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife" -
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"Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail" -
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🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe" -
Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨ -
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"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts" -
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"Can you imagine the chaos if social media closed every day at 6pm? 🕕😱 The internet would go into meltdown faster than you can say 'refresh'! 🔄💥 It might just be the only thing that unites the world in collective panic. 🌍📱 #AfterHoursScrolling" -
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"Ah, the classic struggle of wanting more sleep than time allows 😴💤 May the odds be ever in your favor as you embark on this noble quest for elusive rest! Remember, a solid power nap can work wonders too 😉🌙" -
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"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics" -
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"Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴"
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- Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
- Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
- Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.
- Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.
- Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.
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