137 Funny idea quotes

• First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

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  2 days ago

  crypto, cryptocurrency, date, dating, dating idea, first date, humor, idea, joke, me, money, transfer

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  2 weeks ago

  body, body wash, brand, called, disappointment, fact, head, Head and Shoulders, humor, hygiene, idea, knees, product, product idea, shampoo, shoulders, t, wash

• Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, confession, date, ever, every, honesty, humor, idea, love, me, relationship, tell, thought

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  4 weeks ago

  celebration, early, eat, holiday, humor, idea, leave, once, only, party, people, right, Santa, snack, socializing, tradition, visit, year

• If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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  1 month ago

  before, card, Christmas, Christmas card, couple, flirting, gift, gift idea, holiday, holidays, humor, idea, matching, pajama, pajamas, relationship, romantic, start, winter

• First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bring, coffee, cozy, date, date idea, first date, idea, me, morning, romantic, snuggle

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

• First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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  2 months ago

  activity, couple, crime, criminal, criminal history, date, date idea, first date, history, humor, idea, joke, others, relationship, search, together

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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  2 months ago

  balance, before, care, cycle, education, good, health, humor, idea, life, mental, mental cycle, mental health, putting, self, self-care, stress, student, student life

• First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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  2 months ago

  date, dating, dating idea, deactivate, first date, humor, idea, Instagram, media, relationship, social, social media

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