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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

3 weeks ago

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

4 weeks ago

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

4 weeks ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

1 month ago

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

1 month ago

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

1 month ago

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

1 month ago

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

1 month ago

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

1 month ago

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

2 months ago

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

2 months ago

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

2 months ago

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

2 months ago

Date night idea: fight another couple.

2 months ago

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

3 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

3 months ago

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

3 months ago

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

3 months ago

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

3 months ago