32 Funny late night quotes

• Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

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  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, believe, doorbell, drums, funny situation, i, last, late, late night, neighbor, night, noise, playing, playing drums, situation, still, unexpected, unexpected visit, visit

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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  after, again, blush, cute, cute moment, giggle, goodnight, i, just, late, late night, love, me, message, moment, night, over, reread, romance, said, text, texts

• My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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  2, 2 a.m., a.m., am, brain, funny thought, humor, insomnia, late, late night, night, sleep, thought

• I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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  3, am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, humor, imagine, invention, late, late night, night, riding, transportation

• Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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  3, am, dislike, friend, going, hang, hangout, home, i, late, late night, night, only, person, place, sleepover, socializing, spending, still

• Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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  4, am, deprivation, exaggeration, humor, insomnia, late, late night, next, night, ruined, schedule, sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, stay, tiredness

• I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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  9, after, age, age-related, age-related humor, ask, bedtime, coming, definitely, humor, humor about age, late, late night, me, night, night out, nightlife, where

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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  addiction, bed, bedtime, digital, digital addiction, exhausted, exhaustion, fatigue, hours, humor, i, just, late, late night, next, night, phone, phone scrolling, procrastination, relatable, relaxation, scroll, scrolling, sometimes

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