20 Funny late night quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

  Commentary:
  "2023's plot twist: same script, new season! 🎉🤦‍♂️ #IsThisTheDirector'sCut?"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"

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