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5 months ago
Share →: I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Commentary:
"Taking the road less traveled seemed like a good idea… until I ended up in the middle of nowhere with no map and no WiFi signal. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should have taken the road with a Starbucks at the corner instead! ☕️🗺️"
5 months ago
Share →: Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's setting the bar too high for themselves in 2022! 🤣 Time to embrace that natural charisma and just roll with it. Who needs resolutions when you're naturally a jaw-dropper, right? 😉
6 months ago
Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"
6 months ago
Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"
6 months ago
Share →: Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Commentary:
🚨🤯🎤 "Attention! Recent studies confirm: the world's supply of interesting individuals remains unaffected by your self-assessment. 😅 Keep calm and carry on, for the universe has yet to discover your riveting tales!" 🌍🚀 #HumilityCheck #StayHumble
6 months ago
Share →: My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Commentary:
"Taking the road less traveled to avoid awkward encounters: a masterclass in social navigation! 🚶‍♂️🌿 Better pack some snacks, because this journey might just become a solo picnic. Who needs a map when you have pure determination to dodge small talk?"
6 months ago
Share →: I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Commentary:
"Agreed, let's convince our bosses that our productivity is directly tied to the sun's work schedule 🌞 Less sunlight, less work, right? Who's with me? 🤔 #WinterWorkHours"
6 months ago
Share →: I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Commentary:
"Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Commentary:
"Like a GPS with a twist of thriftiness! Taking the road less travelled with a sat nav less expensive is the ultimate budget-friendly adventure 🚗💸 Who needs fancy navigation systems when you've got a sense of direction and a bargain in hand! 😄🗺️ #SavingsGoals"