61 Funny less quotes

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

• Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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  adult, affair, affairs, again, call, desperate, humor, less, relationship, situationship, sounds, terminology

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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  creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged

• If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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  attitude, boundary, clearance, confidence, dating, humor, independence, less, much, personality, relationship, running, sale, self-worth, too

• You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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  dynamics, ever, friend, friends, friendship, friendship dynamics, group, guy, henchman, humor, less, male, male friend group, meet

• The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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  bathroom, breaks, drink, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, less, productivity, stay, staying, staying hydrated, water, work

• My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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  alarm, chaos, daughter, family, household, humor, less, morning, rest, us, wake, wake up, warning

• Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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  church, eat, food, humor, joke, less, preachy, religion, satire, should

• You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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  age-related, aging, barber, ears, getting, grooming, hair, head, humor, joke, less, old, tell, time, top

• Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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  change, curiosity, everyday, everyday life, going, health, hear, hiccup, humor, i, less, life, modern, modern life, never, observation, people, popular

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