234 Funny little quotes

• Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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• It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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• Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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• Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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• I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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• The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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• If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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